Pretty Blonde White Girl Update

BREAKING NEWS ON A MISSING PRETTY BLONDE WHITE GIRL

In a story that will not go away, officials now believe they know what happened to the pretty blonde white girl from Birmingham, Alabama. However, ABC News still has not commented on what happened to the other dozens of children and teenagers abducted in Alabama during the same week (May 30, 2005). I guess someone should tell these kids that its a shame they weren't pretty, blonde, and white. Maybe the news outlets believe the Wal-Mart "missing" bulletins are good enough for them.